KALLY'S SPRING BREAK ADVENTURE

When world famous rapper Superfine invites Kally and Co. to a party in sunny Cancun only the promise of good eats brings Kally along.

What hijinks will ensue as Kally endures the inevitable drunken frat boys?

Will the beach be the same after her passing?

And what secret will be revealed!

And will she come away unscathed from the ordeal?

Find out as Kally has her cancun adventure!

A short novella with 4500 word count approximate.

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SPOILERS WILL BE HIDDEN!

Free first chapter:

The bright sun shined down on the neighborhood. It was a typical any-street U.S.A. with kids out enjoying the sunny California weather, fathers mowing their lawns and dogs barking at squirrels in trees. Yes, a street no different from a million others.
With the exception, however, of one resident. In the front yard of one nondescript house Kally Stormhammer sat under an oak tree eating from a jumbo size bag of potato chips. As she shoveled one handful after another into her mouth Kally let out sounds of contentment to the cheddar flavor of the salty snacks. Before long she dumped the remaining contents of the bag into her mouth then licked the grease from her fingers. After wading up the empty bag Kally looked down to notice crumbs that had fallen to cling onto her ample bosom. Kally sat for a moment contemplating her course of action.
Quickly glancing around Kally saw to her satisfaction that nobody was around. The last thing she wanted was some perv with a cellphone. Still wary Kally pushed her boobs up to lick the crumbs off them. Just then the sounds of people coming up the street caught Kally’s attention. Swiftly brushing the crumbs from her bosom she spied her friends walking up the street. Kally got to her feet as Kevin, the guy she had been moochi….living with since she came to Earth, arrived home from his college classes. Along with him were Kally’s other friends, Fran, Anna, Gina, Nichol and Melanie.
Kally came up to the others as they entered the yard. “D’ja get em, Kev?”
“Yeah, I got them.” Replied Kevin. With that Kally dug excitedly into the grocery bag in Kevin’s arms until she drew out what she was looking for, a bag of chocolate smooches. With a shout of triumph Kally ripped open the bag and began gorging on the sweets inside ignoring his exasperated expression.
“Hey, take it easy there Kal-gal. Declared Anna. “Leave some room for the weekend.”
“What’s goin’ on this weekend?” asked Kally as she licked chocolate from her fingers.
“Today marks the beginning of spring break.” Kevin Started. “Starting now we have a four day weekend where we college kids have earned a time of fun and relaxation.”
“Relax my foot!” replied Gina. “This is a weekend where we earned the right to paaarr-tay!”
“There food involved?” Kally asked.
“Tons.” Replied Anna.
“WOOO!!!, count me in!”
“We should head up to the lake.” Fran suggested. “We can camp out, grill some burgers, go swimming.”
“Leave it to the girl from Kansas to come up with something so vanilla.” Declared Anna. “Spring break is for doing stuff positively sinful.”
“What happens during spring break can stick around after spring break, Anna.” Fran said waving a finger. “Let’s be responsible.”
“As long as it involves swimming.” Said Melanie as she stepped close to Kally. “Be sure to bring your sexiest bikini.” The other girls awkwardly inched away.
“When will you get a clue?” Kally growled prompting Melanie to retreat.
Just then the gang heard a rumbling sound coming from the distance. Thinking at first it was an earthquake they quickly realized it was loud music coming closer. Kally let out a frustrated sigh as she recognized the tune. Up the street came a familiar gold-plated limo which pulled to a stop in front of Kevin’s house. Out of the limo climbed Superfine.
“Good peeps it is I the magnificent superfine!” he boomed.
“I wouldn’t of guessed.” In a huff Kally turned away crossing her arms. (Or as best she could considering her chest) The hip hop star had been repeatedly attempting to talk her into joining his entourage, the so-called Booty crew but has met with constant rejection.
“Oh Kally-babe, must you be so cold?” he lamented, feigning wiping a tear from his eye. “Here I am to invite you all to a party celebrating the release of my latest album and you just snub me. Oh did I mention it’ll be in sunny Cancun?”
Most of the girls let out a cheer in unison. “CANCUN! WOOO!” cried Anna. “Way better than Fran’s idea.” To that Fran gave Anna an annoyed look.
“I aint goin!” declared Kally.
“Aw, Kally-babe.” Superfine protested. “One of the songs in dedicated to you. Y’just gotta come.”
“Forget it! Th’ last time I went to one of your parties it got invaded by crooks and I ended up handcuffed to Melanie with her face in my chest.” Melanie Blushed and giggled at the fond (to her) memory. “I’m sayin’ for th’ last time I’m not goin to your stupid party!”
A seemingly dejected Superfine turned to walk back to his limo. “That’s just too bad. All that food I bought is just gonna go to waste.”
Suddenly a blur dashed by causing a gust that picked up Fran’s skirt to which she frantically pushed back down. The group looked to see Kally tossing a hastily packed bag into the trunk of Superfine’s limo. “WELL WHAT ARE YA WAITIN’ FOR?!” she shouted. “TIME’S A WAISTIN! HURRY UP! CHOP CHOP!”
Superfine then turned to the others with a triumphant grin and shot them a thumbs up. “That girl is so easy to please.”
“So much for the relaxing weekend.” Declared Kevin.
“I hope the hotel has a large insurance policy.” Fran snarked.